
I'll be honest, my introduction to the song "Oh Pretty Woman" was not through Roy Orbison. It was through Van Halen. I was discovering Rock and Roll around the time Van Halen released "Diver Down" and so that is where I first heard this song. I think it was also a single off the record so I probably first heard it on the radio. I'm not sure on my facts here but I think that even when I heard the song on The Loop (WLUP) or WMET in Chicago they included "Intruder" the Eddie Van Halen instrumental that leads right into "Oh Pretty Woman". I know that really has nothing to do with Roy's version, but I just wanted to make sure everyone here knew that they should also seek out that song as well and to make sure they also listen to "Intruder" with "Oh Pretty Woman" because the two really should be played together. I had "Diver Down" on tape and always just considered that guitar as just the intro to the song.So now onto the original. Diamond Dave did a great job with his version of the song, but this version is where it all began. This version I'm posting is from my 45 and is pretty scratchy. I think you should go to Itunes or find a CD that has a clean copy of this song because it really is a classic. Roy's voice is was truly one of the magical voices in rock history. The adjective "beautiful" isn't often used in describing vocalists in rock. I mean really rock and roll is more about the energy and the personalities. Many times a beautiful voice isn't really a quality that is sought after. I'm not saying that you don't have to be able to sing or that being able to sing isn't a good quality, but I am saying that Roy has almost a crooner quality to his voice. In a way the genius of Roy's work is that he has a sort of traditional pop vocal style put over some great rock or country music. It's a nice combination that I think puts him into his own category. So give this old chestnut a re-listen and see what you think.
Side 2 explores the range of material that Roy took on. This has a Spanish flavor as you would guess from the title. Roy's voice perfectly fits the genre. He sounds like a cowboy in the west riding the trails down near the border. This is song that is a serenade song with which his "beautiful" voice works perfectly. I didn't know the song so maybe it will be new to you as well. I must admit that I had hoped that the song would be entirely in Spanish, but alas just the one line in the chorus is. So while that was a slight disappointment, to you that may be a plus. You can understand all the lyrics. If you don't understand "Yo Te Amo Maria" I believe the translation is I love you Maria. I never studied Spanish, but I think that is right.
Enjoy!
01 Oh Pretty Woman.m4a
02 Yo Te Amo Maria.m4a

This first song is kind of like Country version of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin. You remember the song. The one with Robin Williams in the video. Anyways I make that connection not because it musically resembles that song at all. I say that because the basic theme of the song is to not worry about things you have no control over and just live your life. Worrying about those things as this song says, "won't do no good". That's Porter's double negative, not mine.
This isn't the best Guns N Roses song by any means. To be perfectly honest I had pretty much checked out of the whole Guns N Roses thing by this point. The thing that makes this interesting is that the B-Side is "Don't Cry" with alternate lyrics. Maybe you can find this version on some CD somewhere, but I'm too lazy to look it up and figure ignorance is bliss. I'm just going to assume that you can't find this anywhere else and that it is out of print, therefore justifying this post. I know that is a pretty lame rationalization, but hopefully you don't care.








compete with all the writing that has been done on Iggy. If for some reason you're not up on who Iggy is and his impact, leave this blog and go do a google search to get up to speed. If you don't like reading, then just sample these three cuts to begin your education. 


I'll be honest right up front. The Cure is one of my favourite bands. Definitely in my top 5. I also recognize that these songs aren't rare and you can find them easily. This B-side was on the "Staring At The Sea" cassette and was release in recent years on the Rhino 4 disc boxset of B-sides and rarities. Worth every penny if you are any sort of Cure fan.


The cover alone was worth the couple bucks I spend on this one. What the hell. Really. What the hell is that all about. This however isn't a blog about record covers. This is about sharing music. So what's the music like. Well its just goofy. My favourite song it th "Go-Nuts Theme". This sounds like these guys were pitching a kids cartoon to cartoon network and wrote this song to go with it. It's catchy and TV friendly. It even sounds like a retro TV show theme from the 70's. I don't know exactly what it is, but the song and the whole concept of the band brings The Banana Splits to mind. I'm not saying the song sounds like the Banana Splits theme, but maybe it is just the concept of a them song for cartoon like characters.






Here are a couple catchy numbers, both of which I had never heard. I knew the Drifters and the name of the Fantastics was familiar, but let's face it they aren't exactly my generation. Well, for my money I like "Kissing In The Backrow" the best between the two. I've found myself humming this one quite a lot recently since I put it on the old Ipod. I personally think it sounds like a 70's Elton John/Bernie Taupin number like "Island Girl". Give it a listen and let me know what you think.


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Thee Stash is one of Billy Childish's many projects. I think maybe there is this 7" and perhaps another and that is it. If you're not up on who 
This one goes out for all the people my age who grew up on "Smokey and The Bandit" and "Scooby-Doo". You may relate to my love o Jerry Reed. Now I'm not any sort of authority on his work, but he does hold a special place in my heart because if the strong influence and memories of "Smokey And The Bandit" and "Scooby-Doo". Both of which Jerry played keys rolls.
Who the heck was Horst Jankowski? I have no idea. I can tell you that he recorded one weird number with "Simpel Gimpel". For the most part if is just a happy-go-lucky instrumental, but there are these crazy vocal singing "oohs", "Ahs" "doots" etc. At one moment the song seems really serious and then these vocals will come in and undercut everything. I can't help but laugh. The last couple vocalizations of "uh huh" and "mm hmm" (I think that's is how to spell such a thing) are a perfect punchline to this nonsense song.



